Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I need advice about former boyfriends sexual hang-up?

i had to terminate a recent relationship because my boyfriend wanted to try something bizzare (TO PUT IT ONE WAY),he suggested the next time we make love he should first cover the entire bedroom floor in slimey garden slugs,then at the climax of our lovemaking we should both fall-genitals-first in-to the piles of icky black slugs. he still tries to persuade me over the phone,should he seek help?I need advice about former boyfriends sexual hang-up?
eww that is SO wrong. get rid of him! yuck.I need advice about former boyfriends sexual hang-up?
yeah or tell him you wont make love if he doesnt stop saying that.
Hey!!





Um...this is really gross and sounds unbelievable...YES HE SHOULD SEEK HELP! lol..ask him if he knows how gross that sounds or if he can even hear himself.





ps DONT DO IT!
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww get rid of him!!!!!!1
Oh yeah.... Recommend that you wrap king size bed top mattress with saran wrap and break out the Twister game and the whip cream. Time to lose that guy. Be happy =)
I thought everyone had the falling genitals first onto slugs fetish. . .

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